Magisteria Mods (
magisteriamods) wrote in
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Magisteria Text Mingle #1
Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!
You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from
synflux)
✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!
TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞
One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!
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CyberCharm Profie:
Guidelines:1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from

(frozen comment) CyberCharm Example
3000 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 6'2"
BODY COUNT: 6000 (approx)
IDEAL DATE: Sipping wine underneath the moonlight with that special someone. 💖
odette stewart ( vampire: the masquerade )
20 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 5'9"
BODY COUNT: Um???? 6??? I think???
IDEAL DATE: I take you to my apartment so we can marathon Pretty Cure and drink boba tea. 🧋🧋🧋
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or boba tea
[He's more interested in using this thing to chat than to look for people to hook up with.]
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lucy kushinada | cyberpunk: edgerunners
20 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 5'5"
BODY COUNT: 32, unless I'm lying
IDEAL DATE: I'm not telling you that.
My name is Lucy. I'm a netrunner. I'm around 20, as far as I know. I'm looking for a preem ramen joint to replace the one I used to go to back home. Hit me up if you know one. Also hit me up if you know a ripperdoc that can get my cyberware back up and running; being nothing but meat and dead metal sucks.
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( Oh no, she seems cute. )
I'm not too familiar with this world, myself. But maybe we could try different restaurants in the area? That could be fun!
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CrawlyCrowleyOVERFLOW ERROR / ▢▢▢ / ▢▢▢▢▢▢
HEIGHT: Optional, most frequently 6'1"
BODY COUNT: #DIV/0!
IDEAL DATE: An alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz
Crowley likes sheltering from the rain, rock music, and flamboyance.
(dis pink heart really ruining the vibe, but once again, you Intrigue him, stranger)
A red and black heart might serve a better introduction, yet this technology has its own sense of humor, I suppose.
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V | Cyberpunk 2077
28 / he/him / pansexual
HEIGHT: 6'3"
BODY COUNT: 😏
IDEAL DATE: Get high, get drunk, fuck 'til the sun comes up.
If you got a ripperdoc that can bring my shit back online, let me know. Will gladly pay well or owe a favor if detes get my systems back.
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[(Sorry, V, no offense. It's giving everyone an X.)]
What systems do you have?
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integra hellsing ( hellsing )
22 / she/her / panromantic
HEIGHT: 6'0"
BODY COUNT: 0
IDEAL DATE: A battlefield.
Interests: - Combat Training: As a skilled swordsman and firearms expert, I am always honing my abilities to combat the forces of darkness.
- Strategy: Whether it's leading my organization against the undead or planning tactical maneuvers, I thrive on strategic thinking and decisive action.
- History and Literature: Delving into the annals of history and literature is one of my passions. From the ancient battles of knights to the works of classic authors, I find solace and inspiration in the wisdom of the past. Looking For: I seek a partner who shares my dedication to duty and honor, someone who understands the weight of responsibility and is willing to stand by my side in the face of adversity. Loyalty, integrity, and courage are qualities I value above all else. If you are a fellow warrior of the night, ready to face the darkness with me, then I eagerly await our encounter.
Fun Fact: Despite my serious demeanor, I have a soft spot for fine cigars and a good glass of scotch. It's a small indulgence amidst the chaos of battle.
Let us embark on a journey together, where the night is our domain and our hearts beat as one against the forces of darkness.
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I have a couple of questions:
1. Actual vampires? The AI mentioned undead, so I'm inclined it means actual blood-sucking undead immortal vampires, but... Actually?
2. What does the pay on a vampire hunting organization look like? Or is the Hellsing Organization an out and proud publicly traded entity?
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ssshhhh nobody tell him about inflation
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??? / Any / Any
HEIGHT: Shorter here
BODY COUNT: Over 9000
IDEAL DATE: Sparring session followed by drinks and then seeing where the night leads.
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is that not asking for enquiry
[Really, he's more interested in using this thing to chat.]
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Miyamoto Musashi | Fate/Samurai Remnant
Late 20s is all we're permitted to say / She/Her / "Cuts in Both Directions"
HEIGHT: 167cm
BODY COUNT: Significant
IDEAL DATE: It'll definitely involve at least a little dueling. As a treat.
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Actually, there's a lot of things here I don't understand.
John Wick | John Wick Series
47 / He/Him / Heterosexual
HEIGHT: 6'1"
BODY COUNT: ...This is a dating app?
IDEAL DATE: Something quiet, low-key. Intimate. Good wine. Not really looking to date though.
...Yeah.
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1/2
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Libra | FE: Awakening
20s / he/him / ???
HEIGHT: 5'10"
BODY COUNT: I doubt we're talking about war killings...
IDEAL DATE: Something quiet... Maybe at one of those cafe's I've been passing by.
[this probably took him hours to type out, my tech old man.]
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He's absolutely not going to make any mention that he totally thought Libra was a woman.]
but i was shown how to use it by another
i could show you how?
it would be a good opportunity to show patronage at a cafe at the same time
[He's just using this app to chat and practice using this device.]
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Emet-Selch | Final Fantasy XIV
??? / HE-HIM / BISEXUAL
HEIGHT: 194cm
BODY COUNT: Genocide
IDEAL DATE: Staying at home and relaxing.
(This profile was automatically generated.)
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i see yshtola spoke true
im surprised to see you here
i thought you intended to take a nice long nap
[No, the novelty of sparkletext hasn't worn off and he has the feeling it would annoy Emet-Selch specifically.]
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kiritsugu emiya ( fate/zero )
30 / he/him / heterosexual
HEIGHT: 5'8"
BODY COUNT: Thousands
IDEAL DATE: My funeral
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[ what's this un-colorful straight doing in pansexual cyberpunk city??? ]
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Rhea'li Akhbala | Final Fantasy XIV
32 / He/him / Anything that moves
HEIGHT: 159cm / 5'2.7"
BODY COUNT: Yes
IDEAL DATE: Life or death battle at the furthest corner of the universe where none will know of your passing
Behold, a man who is none of these things.
He has the cat ears and tail though. Maybe you're into that?
[ This profile has been ai-generated. ]
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Ereshkigal || Fate/Grand Order
overflow_error / she/her / bisexual
HEIGHT: 159cm
BODY COUNT: What is this question? I was told this app is to get in contact with others in this world, are people here all murderers who need to list their body count?
IDEAL DATE: Well, I am a perfect goddess who does not think of things as frivolous as "dating." However if I ever did, it would have to be someone who loves me for the woman I am and not simply for being a deity. Someone who respects my duties as a goddess but sees me beyond that aspect of my existence.
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I'm so sorry he's like this
she's unfortunately so used to it
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soundwave | transformers idw
Error / he/him / ???
HEIGHT: 5'2"/159cm
BODY COUNT: You don't want to know
IDEAL DATE: Someplace quiet, Stargazing
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[ It's nothing personal. Lucy just gets full-body cringe at the idea of hitting a heart for someone she doesn't know. ]
What's a Decepticon?
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Alucard | Hellsing 🦇 he left it AI for the lulz
In existence for over five centuries, if you can call that age / Inconsequential / Only where intrigue lies
HEIGHT: 6 feet 6 inches / 198 cm
BODY COUNT: Thousands, hundreds of thousands
IDEAL DATE: A moonlit duel amidst the ruins of a forgotten castle.
Interests:
Mastery of the Dark Arts: My powers are ancient and boundless, drawn from the depths of darkness itself. I revel in perfecting my supernatural abilities, from shape-shifting to controlling the minds of the weak-willed.
The Thrill of the Hunt: There is no greater satisfaction than the hunt for those who dare to challenge the balance of the night. Vampires, ghouls, or any creature of darkness — all are prey to my insatiable hunger.
Historical Lore: I am a creature of history, having walked this earth for centuries. I have seen empires rise and fall, and my knowledge of the arcane and the occult is unparalleled. The stories of old are not just tales to me; they are memories.
Looking For: A soul as ancient and enigmatic as mine, or one brave enough to dance with the devil under the moonlight. You must possess a strength that complements my own, a partner in both the dark and the light. Respect for the power of the ancient ways and the courage to face the abyss with a smirk are traits I admire.
Fun Fact: Though I exist in the shadows, I have developed a peculiar fondness for human inventions of leisure — the more archaic, the better. A well-played game of chess or a beautifully composed symphony can capture my attention... temporarily.
Join me in an endless waltz through the night, where each moment is an eternity and every shadow holds a secret. Together, we shall redefine the boundaries of power and pleasure, for in the darkness, we are truly free.
This profile has been ai-generated.
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sry4crusty and i'm gonna also just say he saw this super late icly too bc it tracks lol
no worries o/
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Gilgamesh | Fate 👑
Relative to what? I am a heroic spirit! My story was the first: I am Gilgamesh, King of Uruk. The time of my most recent summoning was 4,700 years after my own legend! / He/Him / "Pansexual?" Is that what it is called within this time? Put simply, I am one who appreciates beauty or those who entertain me! A flower that blooms in the wild, a noble spirit; what I appreciate are treasures, rarities...
HEIGHT: 182cm
BODY COUNT: Rest assured: it is high in all respects
IDEAL DATE: ... a date? What a modern custom. Yet, I suppose I appreciate a great adventure, or perhaps an outing along the banks of the twin rivers of my kingdom, the Tigres and Euphrates. That said, I am not one habitually inclined towards seeking ... affection of such a nature. I am a solitary King. Yet dalliances? Pleasures? Should ample time for them exist, I am one who has explored all the world has to offer and am altogether prepared for whatever I might encounter in this place.
In any case, all should read my legend.
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[Don't be offended Gilgamesh; he's hitting the X for everyone.
What an interesting guy, though! Rhea'li isn't even bothered by being called a mongrel; he's been called far worse. No, the flamboyant ego on display is so large he'd almost call it charismatic.]
hail gilgamesh king of uruk glory of the age of gods
where pray tell would i read your legend?
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Nitocris | Fate Grand Order
Age? Well... I lived during the Sixth Dynasty of Egypt... / She/Her / I guess I don't know??? I -- well, I had other priorities! I am a Pharaoh first!
HEIGHT: Tall enough!
BODY COUNT: ... why are you asking about that?????
IDEAL DATE: A date? For a Pharaoh? Oh... well, it would have to be something very splendid, of course. That is if I were to have the time for such things.
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[ It's nothing personal. Lucy just gets full-body cringe at the idea of hitting a heart for someone she doesn't know. ]
A Pharaoh, huh? Impressive. This city really is attracting all kinds.
I think the purpose of this app is just to make us connect with each other. Fuck knows why I'm participating. If it's anything related to that Synthesis, though, I'm not in the know. Magic still feels fake to me.
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i'm a little slow bc she's more a test muse, but i do like these themes.
Dr. Veritas Ratio | HSR | TDM
Late 20s / He/Him / Undisclosed
HEIGHT: 6'2"
BODY COUNT: Undisclosed
IDEAL DATE: Leaving me alone to read, would be a start.
Interests:
Esoteric Studies: My mind is a repository of ancient wisdom and forbidden knowledge, delving into the depths of the unknown to unravel the mysteries that lie beyond mortal comprehension. From deciphering cryptic texts to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos, my thirst for understanding knows no bounds.
The Quest for Enlightenment: There is a thrill in the pursuit of enlightenment, a journey that transcends the boundaries of time and space. I seek to uncover the hidden truths that shape our existence, to pierce the veil of ignorance and embrace the infinite possibilities that await.
Historical Enigmas: I am a connoisseur of history's enigmas, a witness to the ebb and flow of civilizations throughout the ages. The tales of lost empires and forgotten realms hold a fascination for me, as I unravel the threads of destiny woven into the tapestry of time.
Looking For: A kindred spirit with a thirst for knowledge and a passion for unraveling the mysteries of the universe. You must possess a keen intellect and a curiosity that matches my own, a companion on the journey to enlightenment and beyond. Respect for the ancient wisdom and a willingness to challenge the boundaries of conventional thought are qualities that I hold in high regard.
Fun Fact: Despite my scholarly pursuits, I have a penchant for the simple pleasures of human creativity. A well-crafted sonnet or a thought-provoking piece of art can stir my soul and ignite the flames of inspiration within me. Join me in a quest for truth and enlightenment, where each discovery is a revelation and every shadow conceals a new mystery. Together, we shall unlock the secrets of the universe and forge a path to a future where knowledge reigns supreme.
This profile has been ai-generated.
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[This guy's AI profile is terrible. Either he's insufferable or the AI thinks he is. But either way, it's funny.]
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Murderbot | The Murderbot Diaries
no. / no. / no.
HEIGHT: no.
BODY COUNT: no.
IDEAL DATE: no.
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Ken | Barbie (2024) | I make no apologies for this
I don't like math / He/Him / I don't have genitals
HEIGHT: Tall
BODY COUNT: I measure in horses
IDEAL DATE: A night on the beach, me singing to Barbie in front of the bonfire until she swoons for me. I'm a romantic dude.
I experimented with patriarchy. It started with beer and horses. Then it led to a journey of self-discovery that I'm still walking.
Can't even remember what this place is called. Magi-something? I call it Ken's Magic Casa Dojo. It's bright like Barbieland, and it seems like no one's brought patriarchy here yet. There was that one dude, but then it's been a bunch of demon girls and stuff. And none of them is Barbie.
Feel like I'm on a journey to greatness here, though. Feel like I can be my authentic self. No one has asked me for the time (yet), but with all this technology, I can be the greatest at Beach. I'm just here to live the dream. The dream is Beach.
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The Knight-Commander (Aurelien Calistine) | Pathfinder: Wrath Of The Righteous
24 / he / Often.
HEIGHT: 5'8"
BODY COUNT: After the first dozen, who keeps a tally?
IDEAL DATE: You're welcome to find out.
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saber | fate/samurai remnant
?? / ?? / ??
HEIGHT: 5'0"/154cm
BODY COUNT: The people I've killed are none of your business.
IDEAL DATE: Why would I tell you that?
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Awww come on, Saber! Nothing else even for old friends from back home?
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THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE....
Damianos of Akielos | Captive Prince
26 / He/Him / Yes
HEIGHT: Very Tall
BODY COUNT: I haven't kept count.
IDEAL DATE: How can I say without knowing who it is I'm courting? I would want to do whatever makes them happiest.
[art credit]
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[Rather nostalgic, his clothes look almost Roman. That was not Crowley's best hairstyle.]
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I USED THE WRONG ICON BEFORE
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Georgia Mason | Newsflesh Trilogy
22 / She/Her / Not your business
HEIGHT: 5'3"
BODY COUNT: Also not your business
IDEAL DATE: You. Me. A recording device. You answer my questions on the record.
I forgot I was logged into this account so sure a moment of chaos
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sorry not sorry; too bad i'm not playing my media here lmfao
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i'm canon blind, but my players seemed suuuuper excited by your peeps. hope you'll join the tdm!