Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
<center><lj-raw><div style="width:350px;margin:0 auto 5px auto;background:#fff;border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);box-shadow:2px 2px 4px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.1);font-family:courier;font-size:12px;line-height:1.4;color:#111;"> <!---IMAGES---> <div style="height:300px;background:#ddd;font-size:20px;text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5);"> <div style="height:300px;background:url(!!!YOUR IMAGE HERE!!!)center;background-size:cover;display:flex;align-items:flex-end;justify-content:center;"> <div style="padding:0 0 250px 0;"></div> </div> <div style="padding:0 0 10px 0;"></div> </div> <!---PROFILE INFO---> <div style="padding:15px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);" align="left"> <b style="font-size:22px;color:#4e3188;">CHARACTER NAME</b><br> <i>AGE / PRONOUNS / SEXUALITY</i><br> <b>HEIGHT:</b> HEIGHT<br> <b>BODY COUNT:</b> BODY COUNT<br> <b>IDEAL DATE:</b> DESCRIPTION HERE<br> </div> <!---PROFILE BLURB---> <div style="padding:20px;max-height:300px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:1.6;" align="left"> !!!ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER HERE!!! </div> </div></lj-raw></center>

Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

kiritsugu emiya ( fate/zero )

[problemagus]

Kiritsugu Emiya
30 / he/him / heterosexual
HEIGHT: 5'8"
BODY COUNT: Thousands
IDEAL DATE: My funeral

No.

[gilgamess]

✖

[ what's this un-colorful straight doing in pansexual cyberpunk city??? ]

[problemagus]

( Alright, fine. Fiiiine. He should probably ask. )

Do you recall the Fourth Holy Grail War?

[gilgamess]

[ well, that he certainly had not expected to hear. so another from their world was here, huh? ]

I fear you have me confused for another summoning.

Yet my interest is somewhat piqued. I should always like to know of my own deeds.

[problemagus]

You were summoned as an Archer class servant by a mage who wasn't particularly notable.

( And even straighter and more boring than Kiritsugu, if Gilgamesh could believe it. )

I wasn't your master, so I cannot exactly comment on what kind of servant you were, except that you didn't seem to take the war all that seriously, from what I can gather, and spent time harassing my own servant.

( Which is to say, he finds that Kinda Weird now that he's had like a year divorced from all this. )

[gilgamess]

[ sounds pretty dreadful.

as for that last part... well, okay, so Gilgamesh may not be str8, but he can get a bit buck wild about some of the fair sex, especially so when a) in his usual, wilder summoning and b) apparently fucked by contempt for The Modern World? or something? something that came later in Nasuverse story-telling, but anyway -- well, or so all that is what Gilgamesh might say if he took Kiritsugu's meaning and if he actually understood everything about said war.

so there's a lot he doesn't get/can't comment on just from that description, but there are at least some observations he can make re: the other man's words. ]

Of course. Archer is my usual class. My current summoning is Caster class. [ though that doesn't necessarily mean Not an Asshole if the Caster Kiritsugu knows is anything to go by. ] That summoning is a version of me who is younger, prior to the journey within my legend.

Woe betide any who should summon a King in his splendor and not be sufficiently notable.

[ which is to say... he may not exactly be that version of Gilgamesh, but he's not one to judge himself. he knows his dimensions all too well. ]