Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
<center><lj-raw><div style="width:350px;margin:0 auto 5px auto;background:#fff;border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);box-shadow:2px 2px 4px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.1);font-family:courier;font-size:12px;line-height:1.4;color:#111;"> <!---IMAGES---> <div style="height:300px;background:#ddd;font-size:20px;text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5);"> <div style="height:300px;background:url(!!!YOUR IMAGE HERE!!!)center;background-size:cover;display:flex;align-items:flex-end;justify-content:center;"> <div style="padding:0 0 250px 0;"></div> </div> <div style="padding:0 0 10px 0;"></div> </div> <!---PROFILE INFO---> <div style="padding:15px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);" align="left"> <b style="font-size:22px;color:#4e3188;">CHARACTER NAME</b><br> <i>AGE / PRONOUNS / SEXUALITY</i><br> <b>HEIGHT:</b> HEIGHT<br> <b>BODY COUNT:</b> BODY COUNT<br> <b>IDEAL DATE:</b> DESCRIPTION HERE<br> </div> <!---PROFILE BLURB---> <div style="padding:20px;max-height:300px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:1.6;" align="left"> !!!ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER HERE!!! </div> </div></lj-raw></center>

Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

[casull]

[ well, Alucard might accept scrungly emo men, being one himself tho he kinda masks the emo part. kinda. mostly. but the dry het vibes are just not working for anyone else here, Kiritsugu. this str8 is clearly in the wrong city-state. ]

How fascinating that you presume I would grant you such an honor.

[ anyone who would be his "rival" would have to prove themselves, first. the closest he had was Alexander Anderson, and even with the figure he might describe as his arch-rival, the lion's share of pursuit or conflict initiation was done by the latter. no, to even begin to be deemed a rival, there was a great deal of proving one must do.

that said, Kiritsugu did have one thing right: Alucard was certainly not opposed to the idea of others daring at such an attempt. they would likely fall far, far short, yet the thought did intrigue and amuse. ]

[originbullets]

( He's commenting on how blatantly fightsexual your profile is, Alucard. Jesus. )

I'm not.

( Nor does he want to. )

Consider it a bad memory from home.

( What does he mean by this? )

[casull]

[ not like he wrote it, bruh.

... tho, ok, it's not wrong. ]

Rivalries aren't always a matter of choice.

[ his had been foisted on him, too, tbf. ]

[originbullets]

( Is this a therapy session now? With Vlad the Impaler??? Fuck it, he'll take it in stride. )

Mine was a zealous priest who projected way too hard onto me, and seemed to believe he was more important to me than he actually was.

( Which is to say, Kiritsugu would like to get blackout wasted and forget his experiences with Kirei ever happened. )

[casull]

[ oh no. that is very, VERY funny. in fact, it's a good thing they're not on screen, because Alucard may just be cackling maniacally over here. ]

A zealous priest? You don't say. He wouldn't happen to have alliterative initials, would he?

[ he's joking (he thinks). there were plenty of zealous priests out there, but Kiritsugu's description makes him think of a particular one. ]

[originbullets]

( That sounds Very Specific Alucard, why would you be asking this? )

Yes.

( ... )

[casull]

[ ... Impossible. Could it be? ]

I knew of a priest of exactly that description. I was his obsession.

[ was he speaking to a fellow creature of the night? in this place, it would be difficult to ascertain. ]

[originbullets]

He didn't happen to be a church executioner who fought with some kind of blessed blades?

( Currently, Kiritsugu can feel himself staring into the abyss. )

[casull]

To think that man would fixate upon another...

[ ... look, he absolutely does not mean that in an omgmyboyfriend way. he means it in a what manner of being is he speaking to here? way.

whatever one could say about that man, he would not focus his energy on unworthy or inferior creatures. ]

[originbullets]

( It's fine, Alucard. Kiritsugu, distinctly, does not want to think of Kotomine Kirei as his boyfriend. )

The Church seems to have it out for me in general.
Made a name for myself in mage assassinations.
I only managed to throw them off my trail after I moved to Germany.

( You know, when the Einzberns hired him and he moved into a secluded castle guarded by a magical barrier of snow. Normal things. )

[casull]

[ Alucard still does not understand how this man could be connected to Anderson. Assuming he means him? But then, those had been some very specific hints.

The alternative is that there were two priests who had alliterative initials and fought with blessed blades. But that did seem improbable.

However, the broader point here is equally strange. ]

As you might imagine, the Church and I are not known to get along.

[originbullets]

Ironic, I suppose, given that you devoted your life to crusading in the name of Christ.

( He hopes to give Vlad a good chuckle with that. )

In my limited experience, I've only known those of the Christian persuasion to be fanatical whackjobs that'll stop at nothing until you either convert to their cult or die by their hand if you refuse.
As for me, mages trend atheistic, though I've dabbled with Eastern spirituality.
Buddhism and Shintoism to be precise.