Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
<center><lj-raw><div style="width:350px;margin:0 auto 5px auto;background:#fff;border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);box-shadow:2px 2px 4px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.1);font-family:courier;font-size:12px;line-height:1.4;color:#111;"> <!---IMAGES---> <div style="height:300px;background:#ddd;font-size:20px;text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5);"> <div style="height:300px;background:url(!!!YOUR IMAGE HERE!!!)center;background-size:cover;display:flex;align-items:flex-end;justify-content:center;"> <div style="padding:0 0 250px 0;"></div> </div> <div style="padding:0 0 10px 0;"></div> </div> <!---PROFILE INFO---> <div style="padding:15px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);" align="left"> <b style="font-size:22px;color:#4e3188;">CHARACTER NAME</b><br> <i>AGE / PRONOUNS / SEXUALITY</i><br> <b>HEIGHT:</b> HEIGHT<br> <b>BODY COUNT:</b> BODY COUNT<br> <b>IDEAL DATE:</b> DESCRIPTION HERE<br> </div> <!---PROFILE BLURB---> <div style="padding:20px;max-height:300px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:1.6;" align="left"> !!!ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER HERE!!! </div> </div></lj-raw></center>

Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

Emet-Selch | Final Fantasy XIV

[emet_sulk]

EMET-SELCH
??? / HE-HIM / BISEXUAL
HEIGHT: 194cm
BODY COUNT: Genocide
IDEAL DATE: Staying at home and relaxing.

An ancient man who looks barely older than 40. Certain friends would argue he should stop acting his age but SOMEONE has to be the adult around here and it's not going to be any of them.

(This profile was automatically generated.)

[lightduties]

✖

i see yshtola spoke true
im surprised to see you here
i thought you intended to take a nice long nap

[No, the novelty of sparkletext hasn't worn off and he has the feeling it would annoy Emet-Selch specifically.]

[emet_sulk]

[ Oh no, not the sparkly text. :| ]

I did intend to have a long nap. How are both you AND Azem here?

[lightduties]

magic

so this azem is the azem of your time?
not an azem before venat?

[emet_sulk]

They are the Azem you are a fragment of, yes.

Don't tell me you couldn't sense the similarities?

[lightduties]

[No??]

mayhap if there were some amount of trouble it would be easier to discern
but all we have done is dine at a local eatery
and we have different tastes in burgers

mayhap if they feel the same urge to inconvenience you

[emet_sulk]

I beg your pardon? The urge to inconvenience me? You?

[lightduties]

hm i suppose it has been a rather long time since i dragged you into the river
for you at least

[emet_sulk]

[ Thinking...

Thinking... ]

I don't recall that moment but I'm sure you made Azem very proud that day.

[lightduties]

[He's about to type, 'and azem would be proud that you came to my aid even after the end,' but that sounds too much like being emotionally open so he doesn't.]

i must ask their advice

tis strange
the same soul has been plucked from our star not once but twice

[emet_sulk]

Mayhap the powers that be do not consider you to be the same soul.

[lightduties]

lucky me

[He hasn't quite gotten the hang of using exclamation marks to express his actual interest in this.]

more importantly
tis a surprise they have also plucked you from your rest

[Given their tangled past, he wants to say that he hopes they can have a more amicable time upon this star, but he finds he can't quite get his fingers to type the words.]

[emet_sulk]

If you can do it then I don't see why someone else could not.

[ He was really looking forward to spending however much time he had before being unmade in the aetherial sea with Hythlodaeus though... ]

[starshepard]

❤

oh youre on here as well

what does it mean by genocide?

[ What haven't you told them? ]

[emet_sulk]

[ Of all the questions you had to ask, Azem... ]

Nothing that you need concern yourself with.

[starshepard]

[ It was the most obvious stand-out information there. ]

i take it someone else wrote this for you and thought itd be funny then?

[emet_sulk]

Yes. Exactly.

Whatever generated this profile clearly misinterpreted what was written and tried to make a jest in poor taste.

[starshepard]

i see

so what about the bit about needing to be the adult
surely you can be convinced to loosen up?

[emet_sulk]

...Perhaps.

Since Hythlodaeus is not here to enable your worst behaviour, I will not have to split my attention between you.

[starshepard]

you make it sound as if we're unruly children
we can be mature when needs be

[ Just image them speaking in their faux-offended tone. ]

[emet_sulk]

And how often do you feel that need?

[ >:| ]

[starshepard]

you dont know what i do when im without you

[emet_sulk]

So you behaved only when you were out of my sight, is that what you're saying?

[starshepard]

i behve in your sight too

[emet_sulk]

Do you now? I find that hard to believe with all the times I vaguely recall you ignoring the Convocation's rulings.