Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
<center><lj-raw><div style="width:350px;margin:0 auto 5px auto;background:#fff;border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);box-shadow:2px 2px 4px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.1);font-family:courier;font-size:12px;line-height:1.4;color:#111;"> <!---IMAGES---> <div style="height:300px;background:#ddd;font-size:20px;text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5);"> <div style="height:300px;background:url(!!!YOUR IMAGE HERE!!!)center;background-size:cover;display:flex;align-items:flex-end;justify-content:center;"> <div style="padding:0 0 250px 0;"></div> </div> <div style="padding:0 0 10px 0;"></div> </div> <!---PROFILE INFO---> <div style="padding:15px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);" align="left"> <b style="font-size:22px;color:#4e3188;">CHARACTER NAME</b><br> <i>AGE / PRONOUNS / SEXUALITY</i><br> <b>HEIGHT:</b> HEIGHT<br> <b>BODY COUNT:</b> BODY COUNT<br> <b>IDEAL DATE:</b> DESCRIPTION HERE<br> </div> <!---PROFILE BLURB---> <div style="padding:20px;max-height:300px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:1.6;" align="left"> !!!ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER HERE!!! </div> </div></lj-raw></center>

Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

integra hellsing ( hellsing )

[baronetess]

Integra Hellsing
22 / she/her / panromantic
HEIGHT: 6'0"
BODY COUNT: 0
IDEAL DATE: A battlefield.

Greetings, fellow seekers of the night! I am Integra Hellsing, the head of the esteemed Hellsing Organization, protector of London from the shadows. As the descendant of a long line of vampire hunters, I have devoted my life to upholding the honor and duty of my family legacy.
Interests:
- Combat Training: As a skilled swordsman and firearms expert, I am always honing my abilities to combat the forces of darkness.
- Strategy: Whether it's leading my organization against the undead or planning tactical maneuvers, I thrive on strategic thinking and decisive action.
- History and Literature: Delving into the annals of history and literature is one of my passions. From the ancient battles of knights to the works of classic authors, I find solace and inspiration in the wisdom of the past.
Looking For: I seek a partner who shares my dedication to duty and honor, someone who understands the weight of responsibility and is willing to stand by my side in the face of adversity. Loyalty, integrity, and courage are qualities I value above all else. If you are a fellow warrior of the night, ready to face the darkness with me, then I eagerly await our encounter.
Fun Fact: Despite my serious demeanor, I have a soft spot for fine cigars and a good glass of scotch. It's a small indulgence amidst the chaos of battle.
Let us embark on a journey together, where the night is our domain and our hearts beat as one against the forces of darkness.
This profile has been ai-generated.

[bodyoftheseus]

This AI really did a good job at making me interested in at having a conversation with you, I'll give it that. I almost feel like I need a résumé just to respond to this.

I have a couple of questions:
1. Actual vampires? The AI mentioned undead, so I'm inclined it means actual blood-sucking undead immortal vampires, but... Actually?

2. What does the pay on a vampire hunting organization look like? Or is the Hellsing Organization an out and proud publicly traded entity?

1/???

[baronetess]

( Oh, god. Up until now, Integra has barely touched her smartphone. Phones aren't quite this advanced in her age, after all. And to top it off, she barely knows anyone in this world. If she wished to speak to Alucard, she could simply walk into the other room. What need did she have for one? )

2/

[baronetess]

( God, this is so embarrassing. )

How do I delete this?

3/3

[baronetess]

( Well. She's got nothing better to do. )

1. You would be correct. The supernatural is a well hidden secret in my own world. My family has specialized in hunting vampires and the undead for generations now.
2. As you can probably assume, we are not. The Hellsing Organization is funded directly by the British Crown. Because the field is so dangerous, we pay quite generously. The average soldier makes about £60,000 a year.

ssshhhh nobody tell him about inflation

[bodyoftheseus]

Unfortunately, I haven't figured out how to delete these yet. If I do figure it out, I will be sure to let you know.

[ A moment passes as he reads her explanations. ]

Oh, interesting. The supernatural don't seem to exist in my world and are merely a matter of fiction. [ Which. Would be the point, if the supernatural world did exist. There were plenty of conspiracy theorists, though, and nothing that seemed to hold water. ] Of course, some people modify themselves to mimic certain creatures. It's an entire subculture where I'm from.

[ The pay was a bit disappointing to see. He could make that much in a month if he was feeling motivated. After considering it for a moment, he opted not to comment on it, especially given how touchy the British could be about their royalty. ]

[lunardreaming]

✖

[ It's nothing personal. Lucy just gets full-body cringe at the idea of hitting a heart for someone she doesn't know. ]

A week ago, I would have called you one wire short of a circuit for calling yourself a vampire hunter. Now, I guess I have to admit they're real. In some worlds, at least.

They're really so dangerous that there has to be entire organizations dedicated to hunting them? Huh. I guess all those YA supernatural romances lied to me.

[casull]

"A battlefield?" Truly the spirit, Master.

[ no yay/nay. theirs is a special kind of professional relationship, after all. ]

[baronetess]

( Ah, yes, their secret third thing. Thnx Alucard, ur a real pal. )

I think I've had enough of battlefields for one lifetime.

( So what is your dream date, Integra? Inquiring minds wish to know!!! )

[casull]

[ sometimes the battlefield simply chooses you, Master. ]

There are certainly none within sight here, it would seem.

[ it's text, so she can't hear his tone. but it's reasonable to suspect Alucard's opinion of the aforesaid situation is not quite in line with Integra's. he is rather fightsexual, after all, by nature. ]