Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
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Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
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Comments

[emet_sulk]

If you can do it then I don't see why someone else could not.

[ He was really looking forward to spending however much time he had before being unmade in the aetherial sea with Hythlodaeus though... ]

[lightduties]

well
you answered my call willingly did you not

[emet_sulk]

I would have never heard the end of it from Hythlodaeus if I had abandoned you at the edge of the universe over a petty disagreement.

And besides, you did plead ever so ardently for my help.

[lightduties]

if you abandoned me at the edge of the universe i would have personally hounded you in the lifestream

by the by
i did go to the ruins beneath the bounty
and met the twelve

[emet_sulk]

Hah! Assuming you could find me amidst all those drifting souls.

Tell me about your adventures.

[lightduties]

it just so happens that i am very good at finding people and things
tis what i am most famous for

ill have you know the adventure you set me upon resulted to a dragon being rather upset with me and mine
how was i to know the fabled treasures and its guardians neath the sea would belong to radz at hans long lived satrap?
his look of disappointment is truly a powerful weapon
i daresay even hythlodaeus would be hard pressed to exceed it
or resist it
though ultimately
the string of events lead to new allies and the beginnings of the restoration of the thirteenth shard

as for the twelve
theyre
gone
mostly

1/2

[emet_sulk]

2/2

[emet_sulk]

Are you telling me you broke into a treasure vault instead of asking permission from its custodian?

AND you removed the Twelve?

[lightduties]

i thought it was abandoned

[Imagine, if you will, a lot of exclamation marks.]

if you must be specific
they removed themselves

[emet_sulk]

[ SIGH ]

WHY would they do such a thing after all the trouble Hydaelyn took to establish them as man's gods?

[lightduties]

they

[Eulogia had said they would give to man their love, their blessing, gained from collective prayer. But Rhea'li had the sense that they...]

wished to return to the star

[Rhea'li had watched them go, unable to say anything in that moment. But truly, despite all that he has experienced since he first heard Hydaelyn's voice, this parting pained him in a way he cannot describe.]

[emet_sulk]

[ Oh.

He can't fault them for wanting to leave it all behind, although a part of him thinks that they ought to commit to this star's new inhabitants for the rest of their lives. They chose this fate. They're the ones who wanted this sundered star. ]

Well then, you will have no-one to blame but yourselves when the star falls to ruin.

[lightduties]

[If there is one thing he has learned from his journey, 'tis that gods are made from man. Not higher beings but flawed just like the people who created them. Still, to be directly involved in both Hydaelyn and the Twelve's departure... to, in a way, slay them as he once slew others' gods...

He doesn't want to dwell on that thought for too long.]

im sure you will find some way to rouse yourself to give me an earful if that were to occur

[Even if both of them would likely have long passed out from the Lifestream if that were to occur.]

man existed without gods before
we will be alright

in any case the twelve left a device that would perform their function

[He's not sure how it works at all. Still, despite his words, he doesn't think it's a good idea to tell the public the truth of this matter...]

[emet_sulk]

How convenient for them. I hope you're right.

I take it from the fact that you are hale and whole that the Satrap didn't burn you to a crisp for breaking into his vault?

[lightduties]

nay we rescued his sister who has been trapped on the thirteenth for many ages
and vrtra is far too nice for that
even when one of our party broke his guardians a second time

DID you know the satrap was vrtra?

[Casually assuming Emet-Selch knows the name of all of Midgardsormr's children.]

[emet_sulk]

Of course I did. There is not a single soul on this star which can hide from MY eyes.

[ Wait. ]

I'm sorry, did you say you rescued his SISTER?

[lightduties]

[Oh. He'd forgotten all about that.]

yes?

[emet_sulk]

His sister disappeared into the Void some three millennia ago and you're telling me that you RESCUED her?

Did you even bother to rest after your trip to the edge of the sea of stars?

[lightduties]

its hardly my fault a spot of relaxing treasure hunting ended up turning into a rather long and involved series of events

[emet_sulk]

See? You are most certainly Azem. You can't even rest without running into some godsdamned adventure.

[lightduties]

[That has him frowning at the device. Certainly, they share the same soul. But does Emet-Selch simply see him as an extension of Azem? That stirs an uncomfortable emotion in him, like an itch on the inside.]

is that so?
you must tell me some of them

[emet_sulk]

I'm afraid I don't remember them as clearly as I would like.

You would be better off asking Azem directly.

[lightduties]

hm
i suppose it IS better to obtain the story straight from the chocobos beak

so
what are your plans?
i worry you may not have any employable skills

[emet_sulk]

I am perfectly employable.

I

[ Shite, what IS a skill he could leverage to get income? He has four months to find something unless his magicks return in some capacity. ]

[lightduties]

i dont believe ruler of an empire is an employable skill in a land that has never heard of it