Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
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Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

(frozen comment) CyberCharm Example

[magisteriamods]

Scarlet Darkveil
3000 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 6'2"
BODY COUNT: 6000 (approx)
IDEAL DATE: Sipping wine underneath the moonlight with that special someone. 💖

About me? Well, that's for you to find out.

odette stewart ( vampire: the masquerade )

[diabatties]

Odette Stewart
20 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 5'9"
BODY COUNT: Um???? 6??? I think???
IDEAL DATE: I take you to my apartment so we can marathon Pretty Cure and drink boba tea. 🧋🧋🧋

Well, I'm a vampire. Or, at least I was one before arriving here. Not that I have too many qualms with being human again! Also I've been in ballet since I was like four. Maybe I should do a recital sometime! ...Is there any kind of performance hall in the area?

lucy kushinada | cyberpunk: edgerunners

[lunardreaming]

Lucy Kushinada
20 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 5'5"
BODY COUNT: 32, unless I'm lying
IDEAL DATE: I'm not telling you that.

The profile it generated for me was fucked up, so I'm overriding it. And having to manually type this out. Who even types anymore? Neo-Boomers? I can't wait until my neural implants start working again.

My name is Lucy. I'm a netrunner. I'm around 20, as far as I know. I'm looking for a preem ramen joint to replace the one I used to go to back home. Hit me up if you know one. Also hit me up if you know a ripperdoc that can get my cyberware back up and running; being nothing but meat and dead metal sucks.

[thindarkduke]

Crawly Crowley
OVERFLOW ERROR / ▢▢▢ / ▢▢▢▢▢▢
HEIGHT: Optional, most frequently 6'1"
BODY COUNT: #DIV/0!
IDEAL DATE: An alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz

"A rebel in Hell. How... original."

Crowley likes sheltering from the rain, rock music, and flamboyance. This profile has been ai-generated.

V | Cyberpunk 2077

[bodyoftheseus]

V
28 / he/him / pansexual
HEIGHT: 6'3"
BODY COUNT: 😏
IDEAL DATE: Get high, get drunk, fuck 'til the sun comes up.

Don't want anything serious, just looking to have fun.

If you got a ripperdoc that can bring my shit back online, let me know. Will gladly pay well or owe a favor if detes get my systems back.

integra hellsing ( hellsing )

[baronetess]

Integra Hellsing
22 / she/her / panromantic
HEIGHT: 6'0"
BODY COUNT: 0
IDEAL DATE: A battlefield.

Greetings, fellow seekers of the night! I am Integra Hellsing, the head of the esteemed Hellsing Organization, protector of London from the shadows. As the descendant of a long line of vampire hunters, I have devoted my life to upholding the honor and duty of my family legacy.
Interests:
- Combat Training: As a skilled swordsman and firearms expert, I am always honing my abilities to combat the forces of darkness.
- Strategy: Whether it's leading my organization against the undead or planning tactical maneuvers, I thrive on strategic thinking and decisive action.
- History and Literature: Delving into the annals of history and literature is one of my passions. From the ancient battles of knights to the works of classic authors, I find solace and inspiration in the wisdom of the past.
Looking For: I seek a partner who shares my dedication to duty and honor, someone who understands the weight of responsibility and is willing to stand by my side in the face of adversity. Loyalty, integrity, and courage are qualities I value above all else. If you are a fellow warrior of the night, ready to face the darkness with me, then I eagerly await our encounter.
Fun Fact: Despite my serious demeanor, I have a soft spot for fine cigars and a good glass of scotch. It's a small indulgence amidst the chaos of battle.
Let us embark on a journey together, where the night is our domain and our hearts beat as one against the forces of darkness.
This profile has been ai-generated.

[starshepard]

CHARACTER NAME
??? / Any / Any
HEIGHT: Shorter here
BODY COUNT: Over 9000
IDEAL DATE: Sparring session followed by drinks and then seeing where the night leads.

Azem is an adventurous soul so if you're looking for something new perhaps you'll find it here. They enjoy good food, good company, and a good adventure. Just don't bring up their inability to change their form, it's a sore subject.

Miyamoto Musashi | Fate/Samurai Remnant

[floweroftheapex]

Miyamoto Musashi
Late 20s is all we're permitted to say / She/Her / "Cuts in Both Directions"
HEIGHT: 167cm
BODY COUNT: Significant
IDEAL DATE: It'll definitely involve at least a little dueling. As a treat.

THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN AUTOGENERATED ...And while Musashi could probably fix it if she wanted to, we're banking that she'll leave it up for sheer hilarity, you can thank that good old Madness Enhancement for that. If you've ever watched anime or played a video game, odds are you've heard the name Miyamoto Musashi, and we're pleased to tell you this lovely lady is the real deal, because alternate worlds are fun like that. This OG master of the dual katana style has studied the blade long enough, now it's time to party! A Saber in the streets, but a Berserker in the sheets, and best of all you don't need a Holy Grail to make this Heroic Spirit your partner. Bond over a mutual enjoyment of battle or a big old bowl of udon noodles (seriously, do not get between this lady and her udon), and maybe you too will experience enlightenment.

John Wick | John Wick Series

[aneffingpencil]

John Wick
47 / He/Him / Heterosexual
HEIGHT: 6'1"
BODY COUNT: ...This is a dating app?
IDEAL DATE: Something quiet, low-key. Intimate. Good wine. Not really looking to date though.

Guess I have to write something myself. My name's John, I'm not really sure what I'm doing here yet. Mostly convinced myself this place is real and I haven't gone crazy or...something. You might see me around walking my dog, he came with me. He doesn't really have a name, but he's friendly so if you want to give him some attention I don't really mind. Not sure there's a lot else for me to say...I like cars, I guess. Vintage muscle cars. Don't really know if that's relevant though. I like to stay active.
...Yeah.

[diabatties]

❤

( Oh no, she seems cute. )

I'm not too familiar with this world, myself. But maybe we could try different restaurants in the area? That could be fun!

[diabatties]

✖

Your dog and drinking wine piques my interest, though I think you're a little old for me.

[aneffingpencil]

[Quick scroll over to Odette's profile, and...vampire. Ex-vampire. At this point, why not. She's definitely right about him being too old for her though.]

Gotta agree with you there.

I haven't had him long. It was kind of a spur of the moment thing. We seem to get along well together though. Been good company.

Vampire, huh?

[diabatties]

Before arriving here, I've been a vampire for a little over a few months.
So technically I'd still be considered a neonate.
Except I've been depowered in this place.
It's kind of weird.
I think I'd rather be a Magical Girl, though.

Libra | FE: Awakening

[monklookslikealady]

Libra
20s / he/him / ???
HEIGHT: 5'10"
BODY COUNT: I doubt we're talking about war killings...
IDEAL DATE: Something quiet... Maybe at one of those cafe's I've been passing by.

I don't really know what to put here, and what this program wrote for me sounds horrible. War Monk of Ylisse. Follower of Naga. My life has been as a soldier in a war the past few years...transition to peace has been strange. Showing up here has been stranger. (Someone teach me how to use this strange technology better...)

[this probably took him hours to type out, my tech old man.]

[aneffingpencil]

Make it sound like vampires are some kind of organization, with the rankings.

[There's a beat before John resumes typing.]

Well, you're in the right place if you want to start learning magic. Might need to work on your catchphrase first though.

[He's spent enough time in Japan to have absorbed the idea of magical girls through osmosis, though anime in general has never been his particular scene.]

Emet-Selch | Final Fantasy XIV

[emet_sulk]

EMET-SELCH
??? / HE-HIM / BISEXUAL
HEIGHT: 194cm
BODY COUNT: Genocide
IDEAL DATE: Staying at home and relaxing.

An ancient man who looks barely older than 40. Certain friends would argue he should stop acting his age but SOMEONE has to be the adult around here and it's not going to be any of them.

(This profile was automatically generated.)

kiritsugu emiya ( fate/zero )

[problemagus]

Kiritsugu Emiya
30 / he/him / heterosexual
HEIGHT: 5'8"
BODY COUNT: Thousands
IDEAL DATE: My funeral

No.

[diabatties]

You'd be surprised.
Vampirism is like being in a cartel.
I don't really care for the leadership in the Anarchs.

( Hah! )

But I guess it's nice to have some kind of network looking out for you.
Mostly because the various domains like to engage in turf war bullshit.
Like, the Anarchs suck.
But it's preferable to the Cammies or the Sabbat.
Sometimes you just want to vibe, but you find yourself trying to fend off some insane tradcath vampires.
No thnx.

Rhea'li Akhbala | Final Fantasy XIV

[lightduties]

Rhea'li Akhbala
32 / He/him / Anything that moves
HEIGHT: 159cm / 5'2.7"
BODY COUNT: Yes
IDEAL DATE: Life or death battle at the furthest corner of the universe where none will know of your passing

Have you ever wanted a cat? Beautiful, sleek and with luxurious fur? A charming companion who will cuddle you when you're sad and bring joy to your life? A friend whom you will form a wonderful, lifelong bond with?

Behold, a man who is none of these things.

He has the cat ears and tail though. Maybe you're into that?

[ This profile has been ai-generated. ]

[lightduties]

[Wait... he/him... the person who told him the story about the dragon... is a man?? Wow, he had seen some impressively beautiful men who could be mistaken as women in Kugane, but this guy isn't even an actor?

He's absolutely not going to make any mention that he totally thought Libra was a woman.]

✖

this technology is also unfamiliar to me
but i was shown how to use it by another
i could show you how?
it would be a good opportunity to show patronage at a cafe at the same time

[He's just using this app to chat and practice using this device.]

[lightduties]

[Wait, Any?]

✖

but if the subject is listed on your profile
is that not asking for enquiry

[Really, he's more interested in using this thing to chat.]

[lightduties]

✖

i see yshtola spoke true
im surprised to see you here
i thought you intended to take a nice long nap

[No, the novelty of sparkletext hasn't worn off and he has the feeling it would annoy Emet-Selch specifically.]

[lightduties]

[A... vampire? That's a kind of voidsent, isn't it? But the way she says she's a human again... ??? The more he hears about humans the more confusing it sounds. But more importantly...]

✖

whats pretty cure
or boba tea

[He's more interested in using this thing to chat than to look for people to hook up with.]

[lightduties]

✖

[Gotta respect the man's preferences, after all. Besides, Rhea'li's just using this thing to chat to people and practice using the device.]

your companion came with you?
how fortunate
these things can capture images of things yes?

[Honestly that's the biggest delightful discovery he's had.]

can i see?

[The dog, that is.]

[diabatties]

Oh, Pretty Cure is an anime about magical girls who defend the world for love and justice.
Boba tea is this sort of milk tea drink that comes in all different flavors, and includes these jelly-like tapioca pearls at the bottom of the cup.

I'm assuming you don't have those kinds of things in your own world?