Magisteria Text Mingle #1

[magisteriamods]

Please note: This meme is OTA and is essentially an extension of the TDM!

You are welcome to voice test or just have fun here!

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TEXT MINGLE #1: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
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Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

[choosetruth]

Considering isn't the same as doing. Also, if he couldn't handle a teenager correcting him he shouldn't have been wrong so often.

[adaptiveimmunities]

You drove the poor man to a nervous breakdown.

I say poor man. He was a dick.

[bodyoftheseus]

I appreciate it, and I'll do the same if I manage to make any headway.

[ His internal hardware was faster than anything a laptop could do, but he recognized that he may never be able to bring his internal network back online to even use. What was a better use of his time? Why did he even have to think about this, anyway? He was supposed to be dead. ]

I've been trying to decide if I should focus more on trying to get my systems online, or if I should get a laptop and start trying to peel their network apart by hand.

[bodyoftheseus]

I almost want to ask if you looked at my profile and just opted to give me my own answer, but I'll admit that I don't care and that sounds like a perfect date to me.

[roseradieuse]

Ok, what's a blogger? I don't think there's a title like that in Fontaine. We have newspapers and journals, mostly.

After the End Times... did you also have some sort of country ending prophecy like we did? And what is a White House...

Oh! Here I am asking all of these questions and I haven't even introduced myself. My name's Navia. Welcome to the city!

[booksandbathtubs]

I'll accept that first answer, I don't know if the AI takes different systems into account.

As for your past, different people from different worlds would categorize 'mysterious' in many ways.

And really, how did you end up with two lines when it wrote an essay on me.

[lightduties]

Rhea'li has no idea what makes a used car salesman particularly untrustworthy, but unbidden he's struck by the sudden thought of Handcock, the merchant who has ostensibly been rather helpful to he and his allies but nevertheless elicited a mild revulsion akin to having cold water dripped down your spine.

Hm. "Would you say your friend... Aziraphale? Is trustworthy?"

[lightduties]

[He immediately jumps at the opportunity... and towards Azem, aiming to pin them down using his knees on their arms while sitting on their torso so the rest of his weight can keep them in the dirt.]

Well, with a profile like yours...

[queenofkur]

Thank you.

It is my intent to take advantage of this chance, while still conducting what duties are expected from me here.

[bodyoftheseus]

It takes a lot of dedication to keep true to your morals like that. Money talks a lot where I'm from, and the city itself likes to wear people down.

[ A second message just a couple moments later. ]

So are you planning to start up a blog here, then? Or you just looking to collect dirt and try to connect dots like the rest of us?

I USED THE WRONG ICON BEFORE

[emet_sulk]

I suppose I shall bite and ask the obvious question then:

What is so mysterious about your past that you're unwilling to share it?

[thindarkduke]

Crowley makes a series of indecipherable grimaces. "He's more of a trustworthy air than I have?" And he is rather a rubbish liar. But he still does lie. In between being horribly, agonizingly earnest. Ugh. "He's virtuous." He says the word like it's a contagious disease.

[starshepard]

[ Azem knows what's coming if they can't get up. They hope to get themselves into the "dead bug" position so Rhea'li can't pin them at all, unfortunately, the best they can do is their arms up so they're still free. ]

What about my profile? [ They ask, grinning up at him while trying to prevent him from pinning their arms. ]

[starshepard]

Who made you an expert on what pizza should and shouldn't be?

[ They playfully pout at him before picking up the slice of seafood pizza and taking a bite. Much like the pepperoni it's salty but also rather fishy and they decide they don't like that very much. ]

[emet_sulk]

[ Hey now, don't make him finish two pizzas! ]

If sweet toppings are more your preference then perhaps you should try a crepe instead.

[starshepard]

[ Azem opted for slices, he doesn't need to finish anything. Azem will simply find some wildlife to feed the pizza, no worries! ]

What's a crepe? Have you been trying new food without me?

[emet_sulk]

Ah...

[ Technically yes, but-- he flounders a bit for an answer. ]

I-- maybe. A crepe is a thin, circular piece of dough wrapped around sweet things like chopped fruit and cream.

[starshepard]

Hnn, I see. We should get one after. [ They nod, having made up their mind. ]

So what else have you tried without me?

[emet_sulk]

[ His gaze flicks downward, lingering on the remaining slices. He hopes it simply looks like he's thinking. ]

Many things... Not here. Elsewhere on Etheirys.

[ He takes another slice and bites into it, stomach tying anxious knots. ]

i'm canon blind, but my players seemed suuuuper excited by your peeps. hope you'll join the tdm!

[gilgamess]

Of course, mongrel! I grant you the honor of interviewing I, Gilgamesh, King of Heroes!

[ he loves to hear himself talk, so this is an easy sell. don't mind him if he does, Georgia. ]

[casull]

Mere text could never do justice to one such as I.

[ really, he's probably far more dramatic, actually. the AI profile just doesn't capture all his Alucard-ness. ]

I do have a taste for the thrill of the hunt and the flair that comes with it, though, if that's what you're asking.

[casull]

[ hey, you never know. Alucard might even be open-minded. depending. but he's pretty fightsexual or at least wants a thrill.

he's the type to make ya boi work for it, that's for sure. ]

And what do you propose that would hold my interest?

[ go on while he remains Intrigued. ]

[starshepard]

Back home? [ The pout at him. ]

So you and Hythlodaeus have been up to your own little adventures without me, I take it?

[ They can't blame the two of them for getting up to whatever on their own. It's not like they're around as often and the two have been friends far longer than Azem has known them. ]

[emet_sulk]

Something like that.

[ He is careful not to look at Azem, making a show of eating. Only when his nerves settle does he dare lift his gaze. ]

It wasn't the same without you there.

[ That much, at least, is heartfelt and true. ]

[lightduties]

[Rhea'li changes tack and goes for grasping their wrists instead. The half-lidded gaze and smug look makes it quite clear he's not trying very hard to pin them fully down.]

If one had access to transformation magicks like yourself, why, one could get quite creative