Magisteria Text Mingle #2

[heartofsalvation]

Reposting this with mod permission because reasons! We've got a whole different crowd now, among other things. This meme is OTA and can be used as an extension of the TDM!

(I took the code straight from the first one, ha ha sorry)

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TEXT MINGLE #2: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
<center><lj-raw><div style="width:350px;margin:0 auto 5px auto;background:#fff;border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);box-shadow:2px 2px 4px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.1);font-family:courier;font-size:12px;line-height:1.4;color:#111;"> <!---IMAGES---> <div style="height:300px;background:#ddd;font-size:20px;text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5);"> <div style="height:300px;background:url(!!!YOUR IMAGE HERE!!!)center;background-size:cover;display:flex;align-items:flex-end;justify-content:center;"> <div style="padding:0 0 250px 0;"></div> </div> <div style="padding:0 0 10px 0;"></div> </div> <!---PROFILE INFO---> <div style="padding:15px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);" align="left"> <b style="font-size:22px;color:#4e3188;">CHARACTER NAME</b><br> <i>AGE / PRONOUNS / SEXUALITY</i><br> <b>HEIGHT:</b> HEIGHT<br> <b>BODY COUNT:</b> BODY COUNT<br> <b>IDEAL DATE:</b> DESCRIPTION HERE<br> </div> <!---PROFILE BLURB---> <div style="padding:20px;max-height:300px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:1.6;" align="left"> !!!ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER HERE!!! </div> </div></lj-raw></center>

Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

[emet_sulk]

No.

You are aware that you would die, yes?

[lunardreaming]

Yeah, but what a wild ride first, right?

[emet_sulk]

[ Note to self: never introduce this one to Azem. ]

I don't know, I think I would be too busy screaming in pain within my own head as my body is crushed by the overwhelming gravity.

[lunardreaming]

haha sick
I think it's less 'being crushed' and more 'having your atoms separated from each other into a long ribbon' though

[emet_sulk]

In layman's terms, that is practically the same thing.

That aside...the idea is rather final for a mere date. Wouldn't you rather save it for a unique occasion?

[lunardreaming]

That's a great point, actually. Shouldn't waste something as epic as spaghettification on a first date. That's wedding day material or something.

[emet_sulk]

[ GIRL ]

I was thinking of it as more of an end of life moment.

[lunardreaming]

Oh! You mean like "the flesh eating disease is about to kill me, might as well spaghettify myself instead of a slow painful death"? Yeah, I guess you're right. Talk about creative euthanasia.

[emet_sulk]

Were you expecting to come back from being crushed to within less than an ilm of your life??