Magisteria Text Mingle #2

[heartofsalvation]

Reposting this with mod permission because reasons! We've got a whole different crowd now, among other things. This meme is OTA and can be used as an extension of the TDM!

(I took the code straight from the first one, ha ha sorry)

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TEXT MINGLE #2: CYBERCHARM 💞

One way or another, if you find yourself opening your aXess Link device, you may notice a curious pre-installed application. It's called CyberCharm! Otherworlders skeptical or curious alike, and feel compelled to investigate this program, will notice that the interface's AI has been hit with a glitch, causing users to discover a pre-generated dating profile has already been filled out for them. If any users wish to change or delete their profile, they must do so before anyone else responds, otherwise they could be saddled with an embarrassing pre-generated profile! Once responded to, users are locked out of changing it for the next month! So please make certain you are satisfied with your profile before it's too late!

NOTES

CyberCharm Profie:
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Guidelines:
1. Please fill out the provided code below! You may write it in the IC style of your character, or as the CyberCharm app would have provided for them. You may modify the code to your heart's content!
2. The app's system is a little confused, and isn't quite sure what body count means. Could it be how many people you've slept with, or does it mean how many people you've killed? Feel free to respond to this however you see fit.
3. Respond to other profiles with the ✖ / PASS! or 💖 / MATCH!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
(Inspiration for this event has been taken from synflux)

✖ / PASS! / 💖 / MATCH!
<div style="text-align: center; width: 70px; height: 70px; border-radius: 100px; padding: 10px; background: #fff; color: #e53f3f;font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">✖</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">PASS! Please tell them how they can improve themselves! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or just used as a general text thread comment.</span> <div style="width: 70px; height: 70px; padding: 10px; border-radius: 100px; text-align: center; background: #fff; color: #ffb8d8; font-size: 48px; border: #e4e4e4 5px solid;">❤</div><span style="font-family: courier new;">It's a match! Talk to them! [NOTE: This can be left blank, or used as a general text thread.]</span>

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Comments

Am I a terrible person for this

[beshackled]

Erichthonios
Older than the Ronkan Pyramids / He/Him / DATA UNAVAILABLE
HEIGHT: 17' 11", or just a hair under 6', depending on where he is
BODY COUNT: -9
IDEAL DATE: Sometime in autumn, when the man-eating flora outside the gates prepare for their annual dormancy. They move a little slower and are far less likely to try to eat you then.

The mediocre son of two extraordinary people, this former mama's boy grew up under a literal rock. His house looks like a dungeon laboratory because it IS a dungeon laboratory. Yikes! On the plus side, he cooks decently and is generous with his earnings because he has no financial sense. Better snag him before he wises up!

[thelifeofafaker]

What kind of location does it take to make you almost four times my height?

@sumika

[insulttoslugs]

17 feet? That's, uh... a lot of meters...!

A-Anyway, flowers don't eat people!

[video]

[strength_of_will]

[ William gives a wry smile here. ]

The AI here was really unkind to you.

[lightduties]

✖

[Wait...]

do you need help managing your money?

[Does. Does Erichthonios know what that is?]

[lunardreaming]

Lucy
20 / she/her / pansexual
HEIGHT: 5'5"
BODY COUNT: infinite. or zero. you decide
IDEAL DATE: throwing both of us into a black hole

I didn't want to tell this thing anything about myself the last time it happened, and I'm not doing it now.

I guess I'll give it something, though. I have legal employment now, that's a new thing for me. Red Roses Den In The Sky, it's an adult lounge. It's nova, everybody should drop by and give them business, even if all you do is hang out in the lobby and drink. It's right above Evergreen Terraces.

[video]

[gilgamess]

[ Gilgamesh finds a way to bypass the ✓/x option if he has to use his newfound tech abilities to tweak the application himself. After all, such binary and forced choices are base and not becoming of his manner of self-expression.

But, more to the point, there is a far more pressing matter that the King of Heroes must raise at such a moment. ]

Is that so? An adult lounge above the apartment complexes?

[ This face forever, Lucy. This face forever. ]

And you... did not inform me of the existence of such a place?

[ Lucy Kushinada, it is on like Donkey Kong, girl. ]

I shall have you know that, though I may now be greatly advanced in my years, in my youth, I was known as the King who sampled all forms of pleasure the world could offer and lay with all the beauties of the Earth.

[ That's "beauties" as in the women, men, and non-binaries, too. Ya boi does not speak of his "body count," but let's just say it's a number that has been compared to the stars in the sky, okei. Oh, yes, do not underestimate him. Gilgamesh is so agitated! She must have assumed that he does not still "have it," as the saying of the youth goes. Hmph. So much internal hmph. ]

[emet_sulk]

Congratulations on your employment.

Why do you wish to throw yourself and a prospective partner into a black hole, however?

[Tdming] Koujaku ♡ DRAMAtical Murder

[hairkink]

Koujaku
27 / he/him / bi-curious
HEIGHT: 6'1"
BODY COUNT: the limit does not exist
IDEAL DATE: An ideal date with Koujaku would start with a nice dinner he ordered out because as attractive as this man is, he can't cook to save his life. Then he'd follow it up with a soothing massage, play with your hair, and lay you down on a bed of rose petals because this man is a real romantic who knows how to woo the ladies and that one guy he'll never mention outloud.

A hairstylist from some pissant island you've never heard of, Koujaku is a streetwise, big brother type who hits on every woman he meets. He is a the leader of a gang back home — but don't worry! They only brawl with similar gangs and spend their downtime helping old ladies cross the street or carry their groceries in. Isn't he sweet? Koujaku is fiercely loyal and friendly to most people. Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

[text] ⸻ un: LK0024-X

[lunardreaming]

That ideal date sounds fake. Nobody's that generous.

Besides, where do you even get rose petals in bulk these days. No way you're picking them individually off the flowers.

@sumika

[insulttoslugs]

Ah. That type. Why's it always the hair stylists?

T-800 | Terminator 2: Judgment Day

[knowhyoucry]

800 Series Terminator, Cyberdyne Systems Model #101
I was brought online at 4:15 PM, 18th of November, 2025 in an automated factory in what was once Pasadena, California / I am a machine, and therefore would be correctly referred to as it. However, my outer disguise has been designated as male-presenting, and therefore this would also be acceptable. / I am a machine.
HEIGHT: 6'2"
BODY COUNT: Before being reprogrammed, I had performed a number of successful assassination actions against members of the human resistance. However, due to my memory being wiped after the completion of each successful mission, an exact count cannot be verified. I must also mention that since being reprogrammed, a part of my core programming has been to not terminate human lives.
IDEAL DATE: Question unclear. Request additional information. What are the parameters by which a certain date might be considered ideal?

I am an 800-series Terminator, Cyberdyne Systems model 101, a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, designed for infiltration and assassination. I was brought online at 4:15 PM, 18th of November, 2025 in an automated factory in what was once Pasadena, California by Skynet, an artificial intelligence. My missions were to locate and assassinate key members of the human resistance opposing Skynet, which I carried out per my programming. However, the resistance was gaining the upper hand in the conflict; many Skynet production facilities, and labour camps had already been destroyed or liberated. Probability of victory was rapidly shrinking. In an effort to preserve itself, Skynet opened up research into temporal displacement; time travel. It quickly developed a working prototype and formulated a two-pronged strategy to change history and avert its oncoming defeat. The first was to send a Terminator of the same make and model as my own to the past, before the nuclear war called Judgment Day when Skynet wiped out three billion human lives, to 1984, to find and terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of the resistance's leader John Connor, and erase his existence and prevent him from leading the resistance to victory in 2029. Failing that, a more advanced prototype Terminator, a 1000 series, was dispatched to 1995 to attack Connor himself as a child, during a period Skynet had reason to believe he was in the American foster care system due to records recovered following the war. The resistance located the temporal facility in the closing hours of the war, after Skynet had already sent back its two Terminators. A human soldier named Kyle Reese was dispatched to protect Sarah Connor in 1984, but due to the advanced nature of the T-1000, a second soldier was deemed insufficient. I was reprogrammed to serve as John Connor's protector and sent through, after which the facility would be destroyed by the resistance to prevent more Terminators from being sent back in time. I located Connor, and carried out my mission, protecting him from the T-1000, and with the help of Sarah and the man who would have gone on to create Skynet, Miles Dyson, Cyberdyne Systems head of research and development, we changed the future by destroying all of Cyberdyne's work that would lead to Skynet. However, much of this research was based on technology left behind by the Terminator sent to 1984, which in effect created a stable time paradox in which Skynet ultimately ensured its own creation. Knowing this, I resolved that Judgment Day would not be fully prevented until my own destruction was carried out. Unable to self-terminate, I allowed Sarah Connor to lower me into a bed of molten steel, to ensure I would be destroyed utterly. My memory banks record the precise moment I went offline. Now I am here. I do not understand the technology that allowed this to happen. That is all. Ending transmission.

@redsparrow

[hairkink]

...Lol what the fuck??

Kagami Sumika | Muv-Luv Alternative

[insulttoslugs]

Kagami Sumika (鑑 純夏)
18 / she/her / M-Maybe a little...? Eh...
HEIGHT: 5'1"
BODY COUNT: SO MANY BETA!!!!!! Pew pew pew!
IDEAL DATE: Takeru-chan, for sure!

From the year 2001, Sumika was a brain in a tube for years, a captive of an alien species using even more alien technology to keep her alive, until a certain genius quantum physicist put together the theorem for a proper synthetic body to transfer the contents of her mind into. Thus, the 00 Unit was born, a human-shaped supercomputer! Her name stands for 0 thoughts, 0 brain cells; therefore, 00 Unit! Her abilities include rea--

HEY! Who wrote this? It does not!

[beshackled]

[18? Years? So young...]

That must have been quite the transition. How are you handling it?

Miyamoto Musashi | Fate/Samurai Remnant

[floweroftheapex]

Miyamoto Musashi
???? / She/Her / Cuts Both Ways
HEIGHT: 167cm.
BODY COUNT: Oh lots, in battle, both human, Servant, monster or otherwise. If you want my other body count though, well...I've never wanted for company when I wanted it, shall we say?
IDEAL DATE: Stargazing, good drink, and maybe a cowboy flick or two. But if you want it really spicy, we should make each other bleed a bit too. Let our passions flow free as blood! Or not, I'm easygoing.

Howdy, partners! I'm Miyamoto Musashi, the legendary and beautiful swordmaster. You might have heard of one of my counterparts in your world, but rest assured I'm just as much Musashi as any of my male selves. Spent a lot of time after my death bouncing around timelines (I'm kind of a ghost, called a Servant, but it's complicated. Don't worry too much about that!) to continue perfecting my swordsmanship, but now I'm here and ready to put down some roots and call this place home. My Spirit Origin is Berserker, but it's okay! It just accurately reflects my legend as a beautiful, free-spirited drifter.

Recently I started working at the Red Roses in the Sky, a real preem pleasure house hovering above Evergreen Terrace. Come say hi sometime, but mind your manners! I'm security and I take my job keeping too raucous guests from causing a fuss seriously.

I'm always up for a fight, so if you wanna cross blades with me sometime, don't hesitate to reach out! That's all for now. Ciao~!

[lunardreaming]

❤

Cute pic. It's very you.

Maybe we should fight sometime. You'd win, no shot. But it could be fun.

Emet-Selch | Final Fantasy XIV

[emet_sulk]

(Original artist)

EMET-SELCH
Unknown / He-Him / Bisexual
HEIGHT: 194cm
BODY COUNT: In the thousands
IDEAL DATE: A romantic getaway risking life and limb to defend his beloved.

Once a highly-respected mage amongst his people, Emet-Selch now spends his days assessing magitech prototypes. He may have a dour countenance but don't let that put you off - this man has a heart of gold and is also single and ready to mingle.

[ This profile was AI-generated. ]

[beshackled]

If I may... you are still highly-respected among us. Whether you continue on a path of magick or no.

Azem | Final Fantasy XIV

[starshepard]

Azem
Old enough / Any / Any
HEIGHT: 5'8"
BODY COUNT: Do people really keep count?
IDEAL DATE: Sparring session followed by drinks and then seeing where the night leads. OR a wild adventure into the unknown!

In truth, Azem is my title. Mayhap I will tell you my true name if you earn it. How you ask? That is for me to decide.

I like to travel. Staying in one place for too long drives me just a little mad. Madder? I have been called eccentric and strange on more than one occasion but things would be mighty boring if I weren't.

I suppose I should speak a little on my accoplishments. Let me see... I've traveled more of the Star than anyone back home save mayhap my mentor. I once fought a volcano and won. Although maybe best of all, I have regained some of my magic that allows me to change my form.

[thelifeofafaker]

❤

You sound fun! Eccentric is far better than the alternative. Did you fistfight the volcano?

Dr. Veritas Ratio | Honkai Star Rail

[booksandbathtubs]

Dr. Veritas Ratio
30s / he/him / Not Provided
HEIGHT: Tall Enough
BODY COUNT: Not Provided
IDEAL DATE: A trip to a cafe (or bar if alcohol is preferred), accompanied by intellectual conversation. Any topic, just stimulate my mind.

Last time taught me to not let the AI write this for me. You shouldn't need that much information.

Scholar and professor at the University of Veritas Prime and member of the Intelligentsia Guild... at home at least. Here I spend the majority of my time at the expansive library, working with the entity that resides there, as some things the Outworlders do has caught its attention.

AI added (after the fact): Watch out for the chalk.

[thelifeofafaker]

The Guild, but never the Society, eh Doctor?

[thelifeofafaker]

Sparkle 🧨
wouldn't you like to know? / whatever seems most entertaining / interesting people
HEIGHT: 4'9"
BODY COUNT: I hardly keep track
IDEAL DATE: Something with fireworks.

Hi, I'm Sparkle! I'm a Masked Fool, for what little that means to most of you. I like having fun. And I'm still finding out the best ways to do that here!

[lightduties]

❤

[Rhea'li didn't actually mean to hit heart but... oh well?]

what is a masked fool?
and what have you tried for fun so far?

Millions Knives | Trigun Stampede

[diechotomy]

Millions Knives
unknown / he/him / unknown
HEIGHT: 6'1"
BODY COUNT: Unknown.
IDEAL DATE: A night in reading, playing the piano, and eventually being left to his own devices. He does not seem interested in the typical dinner and a movie. Or long walks on the beach. Or meeting at a bar and getting a few drinks.

A strange recluse who prefers to be alone, but accepts the company of few others. He has a tendency to react violently and aggressively when upset by a situation or a person. Despite this incredibly rough exterior, he has a massive soft spot for family. He "strong-willed".

Anyone he happens to like will still play second-fiddle to his twin brother.

Knives likes the piano and reading. And Knives, obviously.

Why else would he call himself Knives?

This profile has been AI generated.

[bountyfull]

[ SOFT SPOT FOR FAMILY... and he reads on... What is this. ]

You've got a uh, thing. here.

[tdm-ish] Eiden | Nu:Carnival

[sextoying]

Eiden
23 / he/him / gay
HEIGHT: 5'9" - or 69 inches 😈
BODY COUNT: Who keeps track of this 🤔
IDEAL DATE: We get some good food, good drinks, then we go back to your place or mine and have a fun evening. I just like to have a good time, but I'm otherwise pretty easy going about where that good time happens. I'm not super picky, but I like a bit of fun.

I'm a 23 year old sex toy designer who got taken to another world. I mean like - before this! There, I went on a journey of trying to help the place I was brought to and met a whole lot of cool and beautiful people. This place also had a lot of magic and things, but I do not have any magical skills whatsoever. I do whatever I can to help, though. I've had a lot of jobs and interests and I'm always learning more things. Uh, ask me if there's anything you want to know. Turns out filling out profiles isn't one of my skills.

[airplaneskyward]

Oh, bro, you got isekaied? Me too! I was like 23 when I died, actually. I guess you could technically say I met cool and beautiful people in the world I transmigrated into but mostly they were trying to kill me. Yours sounds, ah, less death-y, haha!

Rhea'li Akhbala | Final Fantasy XIV

[lightduties]

Rhea'li Akhbala
32 / He/Him / The ayes have it
HEIGHT: 159cm / 5'2.7"
BODY COUNT: :')
IDEAL DATE: Novelty's the name of the game. Keep this cat on his toes!

Slayer of Gods. Rider of Dragons. Savior of Ishgard. Stealer of Pants. Culler of Carp. Get you this irresistible lure of a man who is all of these things and much, much more ;)

This profile has been AI generated

[bountyfull]

Stealer of Pants?

Vash the Stampede | Trigun Stampede

[bountyfull]

Vash the Stampede
unknown / he/him / unknown
HEIGHT: 6'1"
BODY COUNT: non existent
IDEAL DATE: Being swallowed by a giant worm and having to investigate your way out of the nose, only to be swallowed again on purpose.

The Humanoid Typhoon, wanted for 1,000,000 double dollars back on the shithole desert planet he's from. Beware, for you never know what kind of psychopath this guy really is. A true menace to everything and everywhere, where he goes disaster and destruction always follows.

He is a liar, a chameleon and someone with more secrets than most. With a habitual penchant for running away when things get complicated, he's not even dependable. Excellent marksman but too much of a coward to put someone down when they deserve it. You've been warned. Look Elsewhere.

**this profile has been ai generated**

[thelifeofafaker]

Is it the inside of the worm that's interesting, or the swallowing itself?

[It is incredibly obvious he would not want anyone to read or reply to this. So obviously, she has to.]

night sky | original

[wildwarden]

Night Sky
146 / She/Her / Pansexual
HEIGHT: 5'4"
BODY COUNT: No comment
IDEAL DATE: An evening walk through the forest, hand in hand.

Night Sky is a recently dead Sylvan Elf who has not felt the touch of... anyone, actually, in about twenty-something years. She is terrified of the big city and has no idea what is going on. Also, she can't read, so good luck with your responses when she desperately tries to learn how to use the voice to text feature.

Help. She's useless.

un; deedlit [Voice]

[eternal_maiden]

A curious device, is it not? But no need to be afraid; I have spent some time studying my own, and with the help of some of the locals, I believe I can assist you, sister.

My name is Deedlit, and I am of elvenkind as well. Listen to my voice, and I will tell you what I learned.

[She'll then proceed to slowly, and albeit through her own fantasy-coloured view, walk through the steps to turning on the voice to text function she already worked out.]

Now, when you speak, your words should appear on the device as you spoke them. When you activate block engraved with the script for "send", it will send that message to the rest of us so we can read. Will you give it a try?

"Gunnie" Miggles-Rashbax | Dimension 20: A Starstruck Odyssey

[uninsured]

GUNTHRIE MIGGLES-RASHBAX
33 / he him / demisexual
HEIGHT: 4'11"
BODY COUNT: a whole lot
IDEAL DATE: gambling away your hard earned money at a casino

"Gunnie" Miggles-Rashbax is a genius astronavigator who can calculate faster-than-light jumps by hand and who loves to say that the ball is rolling up!! (whatever that means) 90% of his body is cybernetic, and he only recently finished paying off his hundreds of thousands of credits worth of medical debt! Thankfully, he still has enough pocket change left over to show you a good time... for now.

[thelifeofafaker]

Oh, you’re only a little taller than me! Quite the contrast from that eighteen foot nerd.

Deedlit | Record of Lodoss War

[eternal_maiden]

Deedlit
320 / She/Her / Pansexual
HEIGHT: Tall
BODY COUNT: The mists of time obscure all, who can truly say?
IDEAL DATE: So long as it includes starlight, music, company, and laughter, she is content.

The Eternal Maiden of Lodoss, the Accursed Isle. Despite the name, Lodoss is a relatively peaceful place to live these days, and Miss Ear-Wiggle here is a big part of the reason for that. The "Companion" (if you take our meaning) of Sir Parn, the first Knight of Lodoss, this immortal High Elven beauty wielded her elemental shaman magic and rapier with equal ease and precision in helping bring peace to the Accursed Isle in a time of war. She could always be found at her beloved Knight's side during the fighting, and on many adventures afterwards.

But time marches on for everyone, and she's been a bit of a recluse lately, but what's a century to grieve when you have eternity? Time heals all wounds, especially when you have nothing but time. Just don't make her too mad; she did solo an elder dragon in her wilder youth, and don't let her seemingly unflappable sense of peace make you think she isn't still just as capable a century and a half on.
[This profile was AI-generated.]