“Miracles or minor theft covered fun—like any time I decided to eat that Aziraphale didn’t pick up the bill, or my CD collection—and Hell’s billing department covered housing. Got kicked out of that when I stopped falling in line so my replacement could have it. Was living in my car after that, mostly. So I suppose I was sort of working for money, but not for humans, and not for any kind of articulated salary. More… room and board. And I doubt anyone here is going to pay me to make a motorway more evil.” Crowley is not getting any less confusing, sorry Rhea’li.