gilgamess: (smilleeee)
👑 ["King of Heroes"] Gilgamesh ([personal profile] gilgamess) wrote in [community profile] memeisteria 2024-03-03 05:12 pm (UTC)

my disaster son / Gilgamesh: Caster Flavor, FGO. prompt 1 for network-style samples.

c) invasive species

[ somehow, despite his A+-ranked luck (though perhaps that, too, was lessened in this world), at least one of the cryptocarp or NFTs had made contact with Gilgamesh -- rather like that mongrel spriggan which kicked a King's abdomen.

some might even believe that the King of Heroes had perhaps allowed it to happen, because after all, couldn't a man of his talents dodge such things, even without his powers as a Servant? or, more likely, he had believed it was an excellent idea to feed his hexberry danish to the cryptocarp, despite feeding them being highly discouraged. though were there even signs for that? well, even if there were, Gilgamesh probably did not notice. and the temptation of feeding the danish might've proved overwhelming, anyway. he was only lawful good to a point.

this proves very problematic, however, because the curse of bad financial advice is simply too potent when matched with Gilgamesh's personality.

so he will be using the aXess Link device to make various network posts with ridiculous AR graphics, as well as text posts, such as the following: ]


Greetings, mongrels. You may address me as Gorgeous P. I am the chief financial advisor for Otherworlders. I also have the most unique and one-of-a-kind talents as a promoter.

You may address all inquiries to me, but only if you desire to be rich. We may discuss virtual currency of the virtual vault, and venture capital. Real estate. Indeed, perhaps you should invest in a timeshare.

Anyway, all inquiries may be addressed to me. Gilgamesh. King of Heroes. AUO. Gorgeous P. Boss

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