Not that he can sense Crowley's sarcasm through text. Even if he could... would Gilgamesh actually care? Dubious. He is having fun. That's what matters here.
Dearest Anthony J. Crowley,
Your enthusiasm for amassing wealth pleases me, as does your interest in my unparalleled financial acumen. It is only fitting that someone of your discerning nature would seek the guidance of Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, in financial matters. Let us delve into the strategies that will elevate you beyond the mundane confines of fiscal mediocrity.
Virtual Currency and Timeshares: A pedestrian concept, yet, under my guidance, it shall transcend. Consider this: why settle for a simple investment in timeshares when you can revolutionize the market by introducing the world's first Virtual Timeshare Cryptocurrency? Each coin represents a fractional ownership in a digital vacation property in the virtual realms of Magisteria. Imagine the exclusivity! The allure!
Auctioning Your Timeshare: Merely owning a timeshare is for the common folk. The true path to affluence lies in turning your timeshare into a spectacle. Auction it off not as a mere property, but as a throne from which one can rule their own corner of Magisteria. But why stop there? Pair the auction with a grand gala, streamed across all realms, where the highest bidder not only gains the timeshare but is also crowned the Sovereign of Summer Leisure. The revenue from the event tickets alone will be astronomical.
High-Stakes Gambling: For those with a taste for risk and the thrill of potential, I propose an elite gambling circuit where the currency is not gold or coins, but timeshares themselves. Why gamble for money when you can gamble for power and prestige? Host these events in the most illustrious of Magisteria's locales, with a select guest list. The stakes? Entire portfolios of virtual and physical properties exchanged over games of skill and chance, observed by a select audience of the realm's most influential figures.
In Conclusion: With these ventures, your ascension to financial legend is assured. Not only will you amass wealth, but you will also reshape the very fabric of Magisteria's economy. I, Gorgeous P., shall be the architect of your success, guiding you from the shadows of mediocrity to the dazzling light of prosperity.
Eagerly awaiting our future endeavors, Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, AUO, Gorgeous P, Boss
i make no apologies for this
Not that he can sense Crowley's sarcasm through text. Even if he could... would Gilgamesh actually care? Dubious. He is having fun. That's what matters here.
Dearest Anthony J. Crowley,
Your enthusiasm for amassing wealth pleases me, as does your interest in my unparalleled financial acumen. It is only fitting that someone of your discerning nature would seek the guidance of Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, in financial matters. Let us delve into the strategies that will elevate you beyond the mundane confines of fiscal mediocrity.
Virtual Currency and Timeshares: A pedestrian concept, yet, under my guidance, it shall transcend. Consider this: why settle for a simple investment in timeshares when you can revolutionize the market by introducing the world's first Virtual Timeshare Cryptocurrency? Each coin represents a fractional ownership in a digital vacation property in the virtual realms of Magisteria. Imagine the exclusivity! The allure!
Auctioning Your Timeshare: Merely owning a timeshare is for the common folk. The true path to affluence lies in turning your timeshare into a spectacle. Auction it off not as a mere property, but as a throne from which one can rule their own corner of Magisteria. But why stop there? Pair the auction with a grand gala, streamed across all realms, where the highest bidder not only gains the timeshare but is also crowned the Sovereign of Summer Leisure. The revenue from the event tickets alone will be astronomical.
High-Stakes Gambling: For those with a taste for risk and the thrill of potential, I propose an elite gambling circuit where the currency is not gold or coins, but timeshares themselves. Why gamble for money when you can gamble for power and prestige? Host these events in the most illustrious of Magisteria's locales, with a select guest list. The stakes? Entire portfolios of virtual and physical properties exchanged over games of skill and chance, observed by a select audience of the realm's most influential figures.
In Conclusion: With these ventures, your ascension to financial legend is assured. Not only will you amass wealth, but you will also reshape the very fabric of Magisteria's economy. I, Gorgeous P., shall be the architect of your success, guiding you from the shadows of mediocrity to the dazzling light of prosperity.
Eagerly awaiting our future endeavors,
Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, AUO, Gorgeous P, Boss