Anon AMA meme!

[magisteriamods]

Time for a little meme fun, gamers!

>> Just as it says on the tin: post a top level with your character and others can ask questions [ICly].
>> Questions are assumed to be anonymous.
>> Feel free to make up any sort of in-game world or rationale for any of this or propose one, but as it's a meme, it can also just be for fun to give everyone a little serotonin boost as we move through these heavier quests/events.